i like to live in the moment.

why hullo there. shall we gambol each other? ;)

October 18, 2014 10:59 am
cranquis:

satans-fabulous-blog:

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

Oooh, those puns make me gel-ous.

cranquis:

satans-fabulous-blog:

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

Oooh, those puns make me gel-ous.

10:59 am
cranquis:

"Spider Bite" is a popular phrase in Patientese, used broadly to refer to any of the following:
MRSA abscess
Shingles rash
Folliculitis
Acne
Poison ivy
Keratosis pilaris
Mosquito bites
Razor burn
Sunburn
Hand Foot and Mouth disease
Basal cell carcinoma
Swollen lymph nodes
Calluses
Athlete’s foot
Ringworm
Herpetic cold sores
ANYTHING EXCEPT AN ACTUAL SPIDER BITE

cranquis:

"Spider Bite" is a popular phrase in Patientese, used broadly to refer to any of the following:

  • MRSA abscess
  • Shingles rash
  • Folliculitis
  • Acne
  • Poison ivy
  • Keratosis pilaris
  • Mosquito bites
  • Razor burn
  • Sunburn
  • Hand Foot and Mouth disease
  • Basal cell carcinoma
  • Swollen lymph nodes
  • Calluses
  • Athlete’s foot
  • Ringworm
  • Herpetic cold sores
  • ANYTHING EXCEPT AN ACTUAL SPIDER BITE
10:54 am 10:54 am
"As long as you look for someone else to validate who you are by seeking their approval, you are setting yourself up for disaster. You have to be whole and complete in yourself. No one can give you that. You have to know who you are - what others say is irrelevant."

Nic Sheff (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
10:53 am 10:52 am
If someone cares enough about you

ouroporos:

sedimentary-hurricanes:

untouchmyhair:

aimingtobepurified:

They will find time to spend with you, even if it’s 5 minutes out of the day. “Busy” or not.

YES

NO

It’s just not true.

If the trust is reciprocal, than you don’t need to talk every day. Sometimes people…

Just in my case, meeting my friends after some weeks is really fun, since, at that moment, we have so many topics which we experienced while we haven’t met to talk about, and you know, it’s just so fun to exchange that experiences!

If I met every friends like every day, I’d tend to be just speechless and must feel sorry for not being able to talk. So I enjoy collecting topics to talk about for the next meeting and enjoy waiting to meet my friends.

^Yaaaas
10:51 am
crankygrandpa:

Done with ur shit alberto

crankygrandpa:

Done with ur shit alberto

(via fuckyeahowls)

10:51 am

jaguarssoul:

Photographs taken by cattle rancher and mountain lion hunter Warder Glenn in the Animas Mountains.

The four photographs above show one of North America’s last remaining jaguars. This fellow was accidentally found during a mountain lion hunt by Warder Glenn and the rest of his hunting party, when five of Mr. Glenn’s hounds picked up a scent and took off. Mr. Glenn himself quickly gave chase as well, and soon got into a hundred yards of the commotion.

”I looked up and in the shade of a big cedar tree, I could see a big cat, dark in the shade. I thought they have a big tom lion. I moved in closer. The cat charged the dogs. They scattered like quail. Then I saw it was a jaguar.”

According to Mr. Glenn, the jaguar had quite the quarrel with his dogs. However, in the end, neither cat nor dogs were seriously harmed

”The jaguar could have easily killed the dogs”, Mr. Glenn said. ”One bite to the head and they’d be gone. But he let them go on purpose.”

Moments later the rest of the hunting party arrived, and helped gather the dogs. As they looked at the jaguar, the jaguar met their gaze, struck a trot and left. 

”He did not run”, Mr. Glenn said. ”He was not afraid of anything.” Later he estimated that the jaguar, by the look of his teeth, was eight or nine years old and weighted nearly 200 pounds. Mr. Glenn named the cat ”Border King”.

source: Gone for Decades, Jaguars Steal Back to the South West

For over 50 years, no documented females or breeding pairs have occurred in the United States. The last known resident female was killed in 1963 near the Grand Canyon. Other than that, only just a few sightings have been reported, with the encounter with Border King being one of them.

It is known, however, that jaguars tend to cross from Mexico to the US and vice versa. The jaguars sighted in the US are believed to be transients- that they are not a resident population. Therefore, the Arizona Fish And Game Department, along with local ranchers and many jaguar experts, are opposed to declaring any part of Arizona and New Mexico as critical habitat for jaguars.

Whether Border King is still alive or not is unknown. The lifespan of jaguars in the wild is about 12 to 15 years. If it is true that Border King was 8 or 9 years when Mr. Glenn had encountered him, then he should be 16/17 years by now. In other words, he should be long gone, leaving the US with one less jaguar.

(via canis-decassatus)

October 10, 2014 3:28 am

(Source: shotagi, via junidoe)

3:28 am 3:27 am 3:27 am
importantbirds:


tiny birb contemplate of the leTTUCE??

Small, greem, layre the green and have more green underneth the.  WHAT this poem can about?  WHY YES it is ME a SMALL CABBAGE

importantbirds:

tiny birb contemplate of the leTTUCE??

Small, greem, layre the green and have more green underneth the.  WHAT this poem can about?  WHY YES it is ME a SMALL CABBAGE

(via piipaw)

3:27 am

ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

(via piipaw)

3:27 am 3:25 am
theslinkylizard:

Odin went to bed all by himself tonight but… I don’t think he quite made it.

theslinkylizard:

Odin went to bed all by himself tonight but… I don’t think he quite made it.

(via tastefullyoffensive)